Saturday, April 4, 2009

Celebrity WTF's

I have a few things to get off my chest today regarding some celebrities. Bear with me - I obviously read far too many gossip sites during my daily blog crawls. I know it, and frankly, I'm okay with it. If that is one of my worst habits, I'll take it!

So, in no particular order:

W-T-F is up with Madonna's face?!

She has clearly had too much work done, and is fighting the aging process with a ferocity that I would expect from someone as strong-willed as Her Madgesty is rumored to be. So, I get the oddly line-free face, I get the eye job and brow lift and laser peels.

But, the cheekbones are new, right?

Am I wrong, or is she starting to look a leetle beet like:

Jocelyn Wildenstein, AKA The Cat Lady?

Right?! Aaaaaanyway.

W-T-F is up with Lindsay Lohan these days?!

Now, let it be known that I was pulling for this girl. I loved her in Mean Girls, and she was such a cute kid. What happened with her life as she grew up in the Hollywood spotlight is such an old story that it's almost a cliche, right? Child star with too much money, too much freedom, and God-awful parents develops a nasty drug & alcohol problem that ruins her credibility with movie-makers and fans. She starts losing jobs and spending too much money, does the obligatory sex tape, then amps it up a notch and gets lesbian cred with a fellow addict and fame-whore....

It's timeless, really. It's also freaking sad as hell, and it all comes down to parenting as far as I'm concerned, because you don't see Dakota Fanning and her kid sister out there stumbling out of clubs at 4 AM, now do ya?

Now, I hear Lindsay's thisclose to releasing a porno. Dude. W-T-F?

That's it for now 'cause I gotta run. Happy Saturday!


Harmony said...

Yes Lindsey's story is a sad worn out one. I too have wished she pull her shit together....but it seems like she's just digging a deeper hole for herself to climb out of.

Cat Woman/Lady whatever she terrifuckinfying.

And Madonna? I have no words.

Samsmama said...

I have seen FAR WORSE pictures of Madge. You're kind to use a slightly less horrible one. In one particular shot, she was described as "the cryptkeeper". I can't stand her.

LL is a sad mess. And her "boyfriend" reminds me of I'm blanking right now. It'll hi me later. And I'll be back.

Bev said...

Harmony - you made my day with "terrifuckingfying!" That is definitely my new favorite word. THANK YOU!

Samsmama - you're right! I have seen some terrifuckingfying (!) pics too and she's totally entering Cronesville, USA.

Please come back when you think of who Sam R. reminds you of! I have a feeling I'm gonna like it. ;)

Samsmama said...

I'm back...

Well, it depends on the picture, but I've seen some where she looks like Matt Dillon. I also remember one where she looked like Harry Potter. She is not a handsome woman. She IS a woman, right?

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

i'm with you - madonna must have recently gotten the ever-popular cheek implants. and yes, she's starting to get closer to Jocelyn in appearance. it's a shame because i used to love madonna.

lindsey? eh, whatevs. i agree with the fact that she must have shitty parents. hopefully she'll pull a drew barrymore and get her shit together. (i love drew! we're the same age!)

Mala said...

The judge told Madge yesterday that he wouldn't let her buy another baby. She must be so bummed to have the rules apply to her as well.

Bev said...

Matt Dillon & Daniel Radcliffe?! I love it! Well, she does kind of resemble Harry Potter... if that actor were strung out on Meth/Coke/Vodka 24/7. Seriously, that girl does not look WELL.

MOFM, I've always been a Madonna fan, too, but I just can't get on board with this fight she's waging against aging. Of course, when I'm 50-something, perhaps I'll be fighting it tooth & nail, too. Who knows?

Love Drew! I'm that age, too, which means you & I must also be close in age. I'll be 34 in July.

Mala - I know! It's kind of refreshing that she didn't get preferential treatment, eh?