Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Good God in HEAVEN

What is the opposite of real and spectacular??

THIS:


What the fuckity fuck is going on here?? Jesus on a Segway, somebody cover that woman up! Seriously, I'm at a loss.

I guess this chick is on one of those Real Housewives of Somesuchcrap show, but I don't watch that shit. All I know is, that just ain't right.

Thank you, Dlisted, for scarring me for life with this woman's hideous tits. Eeeesh.

22 comments:

Harmony said...

Tape mis-hap? Like a lot of tape and a lot of mis-hap.

It looks painful...whatever the cause.

Samsmama said...

Well, no surprise, I watch it. But was just as shocked as you were. I instantly emailed it to a friend. Her theory is that they're "new" and haven't settled yet. Or whatever the hell it is they do. Regardless, fucking sick. And a horribe dress choice.

Samsmama said...

And? Ok, on the show she yelled at another housewife. And her big line was "I'm up here, you're down there". So you can only imagine the funny captions on the picture!

Bev said...

LOL - I think that's more than tape, but I love how sweet Harmony is, trying to be nice. oxoxoxo, sweet lady.

SMA - right?! I don't buy the "haven't settled" thing. My friend from AZ just got her boobs done and they're already totally motorboatable, and they're brand spankin' new! This woman's surgeon should be ashamed.

Steph said...

What is so awesome about this photo is how she is SHOWING THEM OFF. She is waving those fuckers around like she just don't care.

Samsmama said...

Shit! Totally forgot to give you kudos on the Seinfeld reference.

jessica o said...

It looks like her right one settled a little and the left one is still at the front door. Wow. They still look better than my saggy melons.

Frank Irwin said...

Maybe she spent so much on them that she wants to make sure that the people standing behind her can see them, too.

jessica o said...

Frank, LMAO.

Jill said...

Frank - I'm cracking up at your comment! Literally laughing out loud. Okay, and today's word verf is "plind" which would be an approriate word for the dislexic (okay - so the b would be upside down instead of backwards... but same idea) doctor that put the implants in that way.

Mala said...

Oh my hell! That chick takes the whole 'Lift and Seperate' to the extreme!

Frank Irwin said...

Maybe this is her surgeon.

Samsmama said...

Holy hell, Frank is the shit!

My word verf is "dingl". Throw in a "berry" and we've got us a party.

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

hahahaha, love you guys.

Yes - Lift, Separate and then Do Whatever You Want To With The Nipples.

word verf = ultunpq. the sound that came out of my mouth upon seeing this woman's hideous tits.

Danielle said...

"jesus on a segway"...ca-rackin' me up! and now my sagging, postpartum, tortured-from breastfeeding boobs don't look so...sad. okay, yes they do, but they look real.

Cary said...

So much for TF-ing...

Jill said...

I agree that Frank is the shit! That was the best response to this I could've ever imagined - nah, I couldn't have even imagined something that funny.

I'll take my postpartum boobies over those weird things any day... (the photoshopped ones OR the ones that should've been photoshopped)

Bev said...

Steph - exactly! She's proud of 'em. Freak.

SMA - Thank you. :) It's what I do.

J-Lo - I highly doubt that.

Frank - you're slaying me! See that? I'm slain. Awesome!
And I totally knew what the link would be as soon as you posted it. PERFECT!

Jilly & Mala - Right?! Lift and separate, indeed! Dude, say what you will about pp boobs, at least a good bra can work miracles. This chick is hopeless.

MOFM - LOL! I made that sound, too!

Danielle - Aww, c'mon! You girls are way too hard on yourselves. Lift 'em up and show 'em off, I say!

Cary - Yeah, that might be challenging, unless you somehow utilize the armpit....

Jill - don't be silly. I'd motorboat you any day. ;)

MOFM

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

hahhaha, you wrote MOFM at the end of your comments. you were thinking about me weren't you?

Bev said...

Lady, you are never far from my thoughts. Obviously. ;)

LOL - or I just suck at typing/thinking.

Or a combination of the two!! <3

Elizabeth and Bill said...

I watch the show and the woman is a beotch who thinks she is all that. Her name is Kelly and when she goes psycho on another one of the women she calls her a Kelamity which is just so appropriate...her boobs can now be referred to as a Kelamity as well!

Bev said...

E&B - totally! Well, I guess you really would have to be crazy to think those look good!