Tuesday, June 23, 2009

If you watch this clip, I guarantee two things:

1. You will laugh
2. You will boogie in your seat.

I love the Flight of the Conchords. Yes, yes I do.



She's so hot she's making me sexist! Bitch!

I'm feeling better today, peeps. Last night I mopped up the traces of dog blood from the floor (don't ask), sent his dishes through the dishwasher and packed them away, and then I burned some white sage to cleanse the house of negative energy (you knew I was a hippy freak, so don't judge). We had take-out for dinner; I was lazy and didn't cook a thing. After the kids were in bed Jim went and did his thing (read: took a hot bath) and I lay flat on my back on the couch and watched my "vamporn," True Blood. DAAAAAAAAAMN, Eric got a haircut, and he is now even more FINE, am I right? Loved the scene with Bill and Jessica's family, too. Wicked. Cool.

Tomorrow is my day off, and I haven't made plans. I am toying with a couple of ideas, but haven't felt like committing yet. It's a good feeling, and I'm enjoying these last few days of complete freedom. J and the kids will be out of school next week and then things get more complicated and busy, so I'm savoring my last total "me" day.

I'm about ready to bounce on home! It has been a very quiet week at work. My boss is out of town and I've had about an hour's worth of actual work to do in a given day. Combine that with this dreary gray weather we've been having, and I'm a little bit zoned out. Who needs drugs when I can make my brain feel dull and numb just by sitting quietly in a gray fog for two days? Well, drugs would still be more fun, but whatever. They're hard to get... um, I mean bad for you... so I'll just stick with being naturally comfortably numb for the time being.

25 comments:

Cary said...

I got your drug, baby.

Samsmama said...

That Cary, such a gentleman.

MtnMama said...

Ha! I always burn sage (especially after a roommate moves out, etc.) - plus it smells good!

The dreary weather does NOT help.

I WISH I had time to watch Flight of the Conchords; I've heard their stuff and it is great.

rkintn said...

I'm glad you are feeling better, Bev:) Total me days are made to just relax and enjoy..they don't come along very often.

rkintn said...

I forgot...where would you find sage like that to burn? We could use a little cleansing around here too.

Mala said...

Denied! GDI! Why won't the video play for meeeeeee!!!!
Anyway, I'm glad you're feeling better Bev.
I finally broke down and counted the days on the calendar... 24 more days baby!
And the cat ate my white sage.

Bev said...

Cary - Percocet or Viagra? Either way, I'll be right over.

Samsmama - you mean it's not gentlemanly to drop charming innuendos?! I suppose you'll tell me next that men are supposed to call after sex. Ha! Dream on!

MtnMama - My fellow hippy chick... sage does smell damn good! You need to make some time for FOTC - totally worth it!

Rhonda - Thanks! I found mine at a local new age book shop.

Mala - YES! 24 more days till our Calgon weekend. So excited!

Oh, and sorry Milo ate your sage. Dude, that had to have been a disgusting pile o' puke to find afterwards. Ew.

Mala said...

Calgon? Who the hell said anything about Calgon?! No way! This isn't a weekend about relaxing, or hell even about sleeping! This is party time Be-yotch!


(oh hell, who am I kidding? My arse will be draggin' by 9pm)

Kate said...

So is Cary your Boom King?

What's this talk about men calling after sex? I thought they just left a fiver on the night stand.

I love Bret and Jemaine. I love them so much I want to take them out behind the middle school and get them pregnant.

So glad you are feeling better and hope that some of this sunshine that has been frying us here in the south heads your way!

If you are nice, I will save some of my c-section drugs for you.

Word verf: fatirta, which is what I feel like today.

Cheasty said...

mmmm, drugs. if i do drugs do i get to ride the boom king's bike? cause i love that bike like boom.

jessica o said...

I forgot to tell ya! James said the Conchords were in his store last week. Cool, huh? They actually SHOP! :)

Steph said...

I'm sorry. I read nothing of this post. Because you have a picture of newer, hotter, sexier and more fabulous Eric.

Jesus H. Christ, that man should be ILLEGAL. UNFFFFFFFFFF!!

Also? UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Harmony said...

LMAO @ Kate (Cary being your boom king...that really made me laugh)

Another weekend out with Mala...man you guys know how to do girl time. Totally jealous!

Stacie's Madness said...

roflmao, love the video, thanks.

Jillinator said...

I just noticed... I look like Lou Ferrigno's poop? I gotta keep my eyes open or I miss the quirks ;)

Love the new hair and the vid was hi-larious!

verf: latinfa

Samsmama said...

Oh dear lord. I just checked out Jillinator's profile and damn near wet myself. That's some funny shit right there.

Bev said...

Mala - Oh, we will party. Mark my words. It is ON. I only referred to Calgon b/c we will be child & husband free for 48 blissful hours. Say it with me, "Aaaaahhhhhhhhh."

Kate, I cannot pick just one part of your extraordinarilly awesome comment (for real!! You have a gift, lady!) so I will just say that I ALSO want to get Bret & Jermaine pregnant. Repeatedly.

Cheasty, do drugs, don't do drugs, whichever you choose, I'm sure frank will let you ride his boom bike!

Jessica, UM, what? Where is this store? What did they buy? SPILL.

Steph, ITA. 1000x over, yes to the UUUUUNNNNNNNFFFFFF!

Harmony, don't be jealous! We'll make it back to CA one of these days and when we do, you're totally in for it. Really. Wear a pancho.

Stacie, thanks!

Jill, quirky is my middle name! And yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about the Lou Ferrigno's poop look you've been sporting.

Samsmama, you have NO IDEA. She's a freak, and she's daaaaaaaamn funny too, which is why I love her!

The Daily Wit said...

Always happy to run across a fellow Conchords fans.

PorkStar said...

Vamporn hahahaha nice

Organic Meatbag said...

I know you Gals think Eric is hot, but I think he looks like Daryl Hall of Hall & Oats... I expect him to walk in and start singing "Maneater"...

Bev said...

TDW - Right on!

Porkstar - I had you at "porn," am I right?

Organic Meatbag - welcome! And your comment made me LOL! Daryl Hall? Eesh. Sadly, I can see that resemblance, but whatever. Does Daryl Hall move at the speed of lightning and suck blood? Well, does he? I rest my case. Eric the Vamp is hot. :)

Organic Meatbag said...

You better believe he does...he fed on Oates' mustache for years...that's why his porno 'stache is gone now...

Samsmama said...

I don't watch that show, nor do I find him hot. At least not from that picture. My husband does. Watch the show, that is. Hell, he might think he's hot. I don't know.

I get the strange feeling that Organic Meatbag is secretly in love with Daryl Hall. Just a hunch.

Mala said...

What? I thought that was a picture of Dennis Leary, you know, but touched up like Tyra.

Bev said...

Ok, Organic Meatbag is too hard to type. May I call you Haggis?

Feeding off Oats' mustache! HEE!

Samsmama & Mala - girls, maybe it's the accent, the cool factor, or the fact that his character is dangerous and hot as fuck. IDK. All I know is that he may not look like much, but if you watch the show you will get on board with Eric the Vamp tout de suite! Trust!