Tuesday, July 21, 2009

It's a major award!

The lovely and talented Stacie was kind enough to give me a shout-out the other day!

I admit, I'm not sure which image I was supposed to use, so I used both, because I'm cool like 'dat.

Now, I'm supposed to tag 15 (!) bloggers to share the LURVE. Of course, Stacie herself used 15 of my main homies already, but lucky for me I happen to know some other cool peeps who write like Hemingway on acid and make me giggle on a pretty consistent basis.

Please keep in mind that I couldn't choose some of my other devoted and brilliant friends/readers because they had already been chosen by Stacie. Don't fret! The Bev still loves ya like a rock!!!

I hereby announce my stalkees thusly:

Mala: Duh. She's my main homegirl, my partner in crime, and one funny beyotch. Also, her name means "Crazy Lady" in Spanish, which is appropriate.

Cary at LOTD: Who's our Daddy? It's Cary. He makes us laugh every day by scouring the interwebz for the most inane and oftentimes perverted stuff available, then puts it all in one place for his lazy-ass readers. Now that's love.

Kari: A new find of mine, and a Southern Belle with a great rack and an even greater sense of humor! Read her - she will maketh the tears stream forth from thine eyes.

The iNDefatigable mjenks: A wicked smaht scientist dude who enjoys blowing shit up, watching SpongeBob, using big words, and boobies. He is a riot!

The Peach Tart: I just found her, and it was love at first read; especially when she described, in detail, the act of getting a Brazilian wax because she couldn't deal with gray hairs down there. Srsly, I'm hooked.

Elliott: He cooks, he gets pop culture references, and he recognizes "good bones" in furniture. He may very well be the perfect man.

Kate: You've all seen her hysterical comments here. Go check out her equally hysterical take on parenthood and MILF-dom on her blog, but keep it clean, my delightful pervs. It's a family place!

MtnMama: She's sweet, smart, and funny. I dig her. You will, too.

Harmony: Our girl Harmony is a quirky, funny, kind, pseudo-hippy-CA girl who must buy things in pairs. Especially cucumbers.

CalicoBebop: She's a sassy single mom who appreciates a good bawdy joke. What's not to like?

Frank: We love our Franky-poo. Always quick with a witty come-back or a funked-up video clip, he knows from funny. Oh, and ladies... he's also single. Just sayin'.

Steph: Of course I have to tag her! She's a blog superhero who rocks some mad vernacular. She brings the cool.

Lindsey: She's not blogging much these days because she has one of those things... what are they called? Oh yeah, a life. But, when she does write, she makes my Happy happy.

Cheasty: She's adorable, can hang with cool folks like MOFM & Frank, and is devoted to the world's ugliest doggy.

Tonya: I don't know her very well, but I like what I've seen. The title of her blog makes the English major in me twitch a little bit, but it's all good. ;-)

The fine print, for those tagged:

1) Accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award and his or her blog link.

2) Pass the award to 15 other blogs that you’ve discovered. Remember to contact the bloggers to let them know they have been chosen for this award.

PHEW! That was exhausting! I hope you're all happy. I now have carpal tunnel and gas. Ok, so the gas is because of that burrito I ate, but whatever. Don't get all hung up on details, mmkay?


Courtney said...

Thanks for stealing my people..... :)

Mala said...

This is what happens when I get the same award twice in the same morning. I told you, I lack momentum today. Sooooo....

I'd like to thank my manager and my agent, the girls in the front office, my PR person, my legal team.... ummmmm, thank you of course to the director and to craft food services... I LOVE the chili. I don't want to forget my hair and make-up team for making my blog look so fab... Oh yeah, I should probably thank gawd as well, even though he probably objects to most of my blog. To my parents who turned a blind eye to the whole blog thing, but I'll take that as 'support'. oh and also I want to send a special debt of gratitude to... wait, what's that music? Turn that shit off! I'm not done yet! I have 3 more pages! NOOO!!! Stop pulling me off the stage!!! This is MY time to shine!!! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.o..o...o...o.....o

Stacie's Madness said...

ha, I didn't pass it to 15...so kudos to your for FOLLOWING the directions....

*bows to boob sweat*

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

You know...the way you have it listed...it seems like I like boobs less than blowing shit up and science.

Do I have to give a thank you speech? Cause if so, then I need to put my pants back on. Awards excite me.

PorkStar said...

LMAO that one last part.....

uuhmmm sexy


Courtney said...

There is an award waiting for you over at my blog.

Stacie's Madness said...

HEY! Passing gas is MY specialty, stick to your sweatness. ;)

Cary said...

Thanks, B. Ok, ok, I'll do ya. Twist my arm.

Samsmama said...

Why did Stacie call you Boob Sweat? Is she drinking again? And I can't tell you how much I love it when she drops back in and leaves a second comment, seemingly unaware that she was already here.

Kudos to for linking to 15! I stopped somewhere around 5. Super lazy like that.

Stacie's Madness said...

hmmmm, what?

Mala said...

MJenks - NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!No speech necessary!!! Throw those pants back on the floor in the corner.

Elliott said...

I'm thrilled to have made the list, it's an honor just to be nominated, really.

Now, hands off the leg lamp. (And yes, that IS what the kids are calling it these days...)

calicobebop said...

YAY! Thanks so much! And congrats - you DO have a lovely blog! :)

Bev said...

Ha ha, Courtney! Beat ya! :-p

Mala - you are Miss Popular! But wait, you forgot to tell Jesus to suck it!

Stacie - It was tough, fo' sho', and now I've shot my wad. Courtney gave me another award and I have no more peeps on whom to bestow it! :-/

mjenks - Pants are ALWAYS optional here at my blog. I believe it was the great Homer Simpson who said, "Don't you hate pants?" And I do.

PorkStar - I know. I went out on a limb there. Normally I shun all bodily functions!

Cary - Heh. So all it took was a blog shout-out? I should have done this AGES ago!

Samsmama - I commit. Or, should be committed. Either way.

Elliott - SEE?? Didn't I tell you all that he always gets the pop culture reference? Bonus points for the ex-Cheesehead!

Calico - right back at'cha, lady!

Harmony said...

Cucumbers?! *sigh* I feel dirty.

Kari said...

Yay! I've been nominated for a major award! Is it fra-ji-lay?

Wait a freak frakking minute. Now I've got to do homework to go along with it? Sheesh, woman.

*scampers off to find 15 bloggers, wiping tears of joy and acceptance from my eyes while muttering curse words under my breath*

Kate said...

OOoooooh.....I'm gonna tell Cheasty you said her dog was ugly!

Thanks for the award! Let's see if I get off my slack ass and do another post anytime soon.

tonya said...

WOW!! Thank you, my very first award!!! i feel all special and shit, oh wait i am.....anyway thank you and also i cant follow the rules cause everyone that i could nominate has aleady gotten the award, so what now? lol

p.s. my verification word was "outerma", i was outerma mind....i crack me up

p.s.s. sorry for making the english teacher in you cringe, my girl told me i spelled it wrong but i decided i wanted to be different so i left it that way, that or i was just too lazy to go change it

Steph said...

Heyyyy, thanks. Um, I'm not sure I'm a superhero, but it would be TOTALLY AWESOME IF I WERE, and I would totally use my superpower of mad vernacular to ICE ALL THE JIVE SUCKAHS, and then I'd be Queen of the Blogosphere, and I would have minions and shit, and it would be SUPER. HAWT.

Crap. Awards only feed my delusions. But thank you. I had five whole minutes of glory, and ain't no high like a glory high.

I'll shut up now.