Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Does this look wrong to anyone else?



Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this toy is a teensy bit pornographic? I'm actually really surprised because I always figured Elmo for a power bottom.

Yeah, I know I'm a perv. So? All I know is that yesterday I was shuffling around in my bathrobe at 5:30 AM and I sat down to have some coffee in the living room when this toy caught my eye. I blinked and rubbed my eyes, but it was still there, and I swear I saw the mailbox wink at me suggestively.



Yeah, she likes it when you stick things in her slot, and she doesn't mind the occasional triangle, oval or star shape, either. She's kinky like that.

That's when I knew that I need to start getting more sleep, and that I need to avoid looking at things -- any things -- until I've had at least two cups of coffee.

29 comments:

The Peach Tart said...

I agree it does look a little pervy.

Brooklyn ML said...

I heard Bert and Ernie were gay lovers, so it wouldn't surprise me that there was a little furry-mailbox sodomy happening over there on Sesame Street.

Kate said...

Tag that ass Elmo!

Stuart said...

You've Got Male?

PorkStar said...

hahahahaha
Can't imagine that mailbox getting tickled by his little furry Elmo... hmmm, that's actually a very cool name for it by the way, except for the little part. Who knows, by the looks on the mailbox Elmo might be quite hung actually.

mailbox: Oh yeas Elmo, put your love letter into my slot, flood me with your mail, yes, oh yes!

Elliott said...

Oh, dear lord. Yes, the mailbox looks surprised. Yes, Elmo's getting it on. But really, what's with the flag?????

And, I kid you not, because I can't make this shit up: my word verf is 'furedaep'. Furry Deep. Really. Tell me that these words are just random...

Bev said...

TPT - So it wasn't just me. Thank you for backing me up, my fellow girl-perv!

Brooklyn - Oh, I've got a whole theory on B & E, but I'll save that for another post. ;)

Kate - WOOT!

Stuart - I was waiting for that one. Now who's gonna mention "Dick In A Box" first? Oops, I guess I just did.

Porky - I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Elliott - HA! What? You don't wave a flag around during sexy times? Weirdo.

And the word verifs are totally content-related, just like those creepy ads in gmail! Big Google Brother is always watching....

Elliott said...

It's just tough to wave when you're tied up.

Bev said...

Oh Elliott... you're preachin' to the choir on that one!

Elliott said...

I just remembered, I saved this:
http://s199.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/microcows/?action=view&current=elmo.jpg a while back. Elmo's just a perv all around.

And I love that Samsmama is on her honeymoon, soon I'll be the number one commenter! Muahahahaha!

Sorry, have to break up the tedium of work SOMEHOW.

MtnMama said...

Oh, you are SO not a perv for seeing that - (for other things, certainly, but)
If Elmo were standing BESIDE the mailbox, or something, it wouldn't be remotely similar. Suggestive? oh, yeah. And the mailbox DOES look surprised, Elliot; that's what I thought, too. My goodness, my daughter just had the generic version of this toy. Who knew you could get the one that would amuse Mommy, too? ;)

MtnMama said...

Oh, and the flag? Since the flag is normally on the box, it looks (upon closer inspection) like Elmo has either ripped it off (ow - ripping clothes, I hope, and not anything else) or else he is pulling her hair.

I think we need to have a little chat on camera 3 with those toy designers.

Mala said...

What.the.hell! How did I fall all the way to #6 on commenters? Oh it's on! I'm taking you down Elliot!!!

And yes, that mailbox looks shocked and slightly terrified. And Elmo is a perv... obviously.

I was wondering about the flag as well. I little rough, eh Elmo?

word verf: dulaye
Why yes I do...

Bev said...

Elliott - Nice! I can just hear Elmo saying, "C'mere, little girl!" when I look at that creepy pic.

Congrats on overtaking Smama for my #1 spot! You da man! Just don't expect a prize or anything, just my undying bloggy love and attention.

MtnMama - I'm so glad you see it, too! And let's hope it's hair-pulling and not some kind of bizarre mutilation going on.... I prefer to think of it as a little light bondage: Elmo's swingin' his riding crop!

Mala - you call yourself a BFF?! Number 6. Pppffffft.

You lay, yes. So I've heard.

Elliott said...

Dammit, Mala - YOU BROKE THE COMMENT COUNTER! I can't even bask in the brief glory of the two minutes I'd spend at the top of the list.

Word verf: reballu - because if I did it once, I'd do it again after a little rest and some juice.

Cary said...

Deliveries in the rear!

The flag is Elmo staking his claim: this box is MINE.

Mala said...

Elliott - best use of a word verf. EVER!!!!!!

Bev, until I'm #1 I will no longer text, email or call you... all communication will be done via your comments.

So, how's that rash?

Bev said...

Elliott - Juice! HAHAHAHA!! Nice.

Cary - Oh yeah, word on the (Sesame) street is that Elmo's kind of possessive that way.

Mala - it's clearing up, thanks. Next time remind me to wear a bathing suit when we go hot tubbing together. ;)

Stacie's Madness said...

hahah, oh mailbox. you so fine. Elmo give it to you in the behind.

Nicolasa said...

haha, yes it looks pervy alright!

onebadmamajama said...

Definitely pervy. Makes you wonder about the folks in charge of kid related items. Wasn't there some pervy stuff popping up in Disney movies awhile back?

Phreaks, I tell you!

Mala said...

I think pervy-ness is a pre-req for those who produce kid stuff...

Anybody ever catch the kiddie show "Tiny Planets"? Yeah, 2 hairy aliens traveling the universe from the comfort of their couch? Oh, and their names were "Bing" and "Bong"? Hello?
And to top it all off all the other aliens were all called "Falkers".. yeah, NO 2 year old on the planet can say FALKERS correctly!

outdoor wedding venues said...

Wow its very nice. Its looks very pretty.

Stuart said...

Yeah, I suck. Hey! It was early and I had a shitty job to get to!

I swear I'll be funny again once my ego has healed. Meanwhile, Elliott is doing a wonderful job and must therefore die.

WAIT! I meant Kudos, Elliott!

(High-Fives all around)

(And appropriately named snack bars)

Okay, I'm off to drink and listen to The Pixies ... it seems like the right thing to do ...

Heidi Renée said...

I love all my perverted internet friends.

Elliott said...

Wait...Stuart's giving us all Nutrigrain bars?

outdoor wedding venues said...

These both are looking same, I haven't find any difference between them.

Mala said...

Outdoor Wedding Venues - stand on one foot, tilt your head a little to the left and squint... you'll see it. keep trying.

Bev said...

Hahahahahaha!!! You guys crack me up.

OWV, don't listen to Mala. You need to jump up & down to see the difference, too.