Monday, January 25, 2010

Candy is dandy...

...but liquor is quicker!

Good Monday morning, lovelies. It's a gray & foggy day here but I'm determined to keep my chin(s) up! To that end, I thought I'd share a few funny pics from the other night.

After my crappy day at work on Friday I decided to take Mala up on her offer of a night away from my family out on the town. As is always the case when I'm out with my bestie we ended up getting a wee bit goofy and of course, I took pictures. Shocking, I know.

First off, we hit Margaritas for some, well, margaritas. We had some yummy Mexican food and lots of laughs. I took this self-portrait with my cell phone, which has a flash so bright it looks a little like Chernobyl.

We laughed SO hard over this pic -- first off, don't look at my giant puffy Mask face, ok? Don't look at me, I'm hideous!

Secondly, we're not sure why but doesn't it look like Mala is missing a tooth?



We dubbed her a "nerdy hillbilly" and laughed at ourselves until our sides hurt and people started to stare. Par for the course, really.



We decided to catch a movie but we had some time to kill beforehand, so we stopped into one of our favorite stores, the NH Liquor Outlet. We found some funny stuff and of course declared, "That's going on the blog!"

First up, liquor bottles that made us want delicious pancakes.



Something tells me that Mrs. Butterworth would be psyched to see this shelf of hotties! Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match....



Heh heh. Knob.



Fuki Saki-it-to-me! Fu-ki? Fu-ku!



Mala reeeeeally liked this bottle for some reason. I can't imagine why.



Anywho, there it is. I have a rather busy week ahead of me, so I may not blog with my usual regularity but I'll do my best. Have a lovely day. :)

XOXO

22 comments:

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Samsmama said...

Holy shit! This post has been up for like a minute and you already have spam? My dear, I think you just might be a celeb.

Seriously, what happened to Mala's tooth? She break it off on the Knob?

Alright, I gotta throw something out there. I've noticed that when I'm reading your blog if I look away that things are a bit blurry and it takes my eyes a minute to adjust. Then when I go to the comment section there is a yellowish tint. Not that I'm complaining. But when I need corrective eye surgery I'm giving you a call.

MtnMama said...

I'm a little surprised by "Joan"'s grasp of English. It's been my experience that women named Joan have much better grammatical skills. Odd...

I may have to move East. I think you and Mala would have me singing in no time.

Elliott said...

I think Mala just raised the retail value of that bottle.

Oh, and I'm planning my trip to Cyprus right now...

calicobebop said...

Nice... spam as your first comment. You lucky girl!

Oh and don't knock the knob! We loves knob in these parts - we call it the Bonk (knob spelled backwards) because... well, because we're silly I guess.

Looks like a good time was had by all!

mo.stoneskin said...

After seeing all those pictures I would be surprised if you got had any regularity!

Bev said...

Anon - Go to hell! :)

Samsmama - Hmmm, so my blog causes vision problems? That's fantastic. Eesh - sorry!

It wouldn't be the first time Mala has injured herself on the knob. Ba-dump-bump!

Mtn Mama - I think moving east is a GREAT idea!

Elliott - I know, right? "Usually you'd have to pay double for that kind of action, Cotton."

Calico - I admit that I don't even know what Bonk tastes like, so I'll take your word for it!

Mo - Not sure what that means, but I'm pretty sure I'm insulted. :-p

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Wow. Mrs Butterworth went from loving syrup dispenser to crack whore overnight, didn't she?

What's up with Mala's missing tooth? She DID get in that truck with the billhillies, didn't she?

Mala said...

"Dude, am I missing a tooth?"

Good times Bevers as always!

Thank gawd the hostess was wise enough to give us our own cell at dinner.

Losing a tooth and my hair all in the same night. Just a typical Friday night out with Bev.

Wait, what theme does that anon want you to write about? I'm pretty sure we can do it... whatever it is.

Mala said...

Oh, amd what the hell is Mo drinking?????

Senorita said...

WOW, that last bottle is so phalic looking that I am at a loss for words.

Frank Irwin said...

Does Mala know where that bottle in the last photo has been?

Heather said...

I love liquor bottles. And the liquor in them. And toothless people. I love everything. When I have been drinking liquor.

Kate said...

didn't you know that missing a tooth is the new skinny jean? It's SOOOOO in.

And if you could write more concerning this theme, that'd be great. Thanks.

Salt said...

I would like to be best friends with you guys please. Hahaha this definitely resembles the kind of night that I would have.

Is Frangelico a monk? I always thought of that because he looks like has on robes with the belt. In which case, I don't know if he'd be interested in being set up with Mrs. B because it's against his religion. And also I think WAY too much about bottles of liquor.

onebadmamajama said...

Hopefully, that Mala's bottle "friend" hasn't been rolling around under any hotel beds lately!

And WTF happened to her tooth? That pic was just crazy funny LOL (In a "you guys are so crazy" kinda way!)

Mary said...

If I were out with you two, and I was in this pictures, I'd be singing, "we're the three best friends that anyone ever had, cuz we're the three best friends that anyone ever had..."

Frank Irwin said...

And if Mary offers you a drink, just say, "No, thanks."

dogimo said...

If I were a monk, it wouldn't take too much prodding from sweet Mrs. Butterworth to make me rethink one of those vows...

Especially if I'm full of liquor. Hazelnut or not, it will mess you up.

Heidi Renée said...

Wait, what? I was so busy gazing at the bottles of Malibu behind Mala that it took me a whole day to comment.

Thanx for giving this material.

Cary said...

I knew Mrs. B was a closet drunk. I just knew it. She's too fuckin' happy to be sober.

Now I'm off to Cyprus. Anyone know a good escort there?

Jillinator said...

OMG - everything about this cracked me up! Especially Mala with the missing tooth - did you take her for martinis and someone tackled her and she lost a tooth? oh, different tooth ;)
oh, and my wv is picanhar... as in Mala was picinhar tooth out of the giant turkey leg she broke it on.