Ingredient 1: A dash of Gaga.
By now you all know I love the song and video for Lady Gaga's Bad Romance, so it is only natural that I share the latest (hilarious) spoof version made by a bunch of bored teenagers in somebody's messy house. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "Badder Romance":
Thank you, Urlesque.
Ingredient 2: One scalded unit
Do you guys know who Channing Tatum is? Yeah, me either. Apparently he's an actor who gave a very revealing interview to Details magazine about an accident he suffered while shooting a movie
Ingredient 3: Suri Cruise, age 3, wears higher heels, has nicer clothes, and drives a more expensive car than you do.
That's right, her psycho dad bought her a tiny little race car replica that costs almost fifty grand.
Yet he'll no doubt be shocked when she develops a drug problem, sleeps with anything that moves, and has no concept of reality when she hits her teens.
Ingredient 4: A pinch of Jason Bateman in ladies undies.
Don't ask me how I found this photo because I couldn't even tell you. It just popped up on a Google image search and I couldn't NOT post it. Do I know why my long-time crush Jason Bateman is wearing girly undies? No, no I do not. Do I care? Not really, no. I'm sure it's *cough* a photoshoot or something *cough*.
I'd still hit it like the fist of an angry god.
Ingredient 5: Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol.
Shock! Awe! Meh.
I don't care. I don't watch that shit, yo. In other news, when I was looking for a picture of Simon, preferably one of him on the beach with his furry moobs showing (what? I just think they're funny!), I found this little item:
HA!! Perfect! My husband has a birthday coming up, and I think I know just what to get him....
So there it is. *BURP* That's some good stew, if I do say so myself. Hope you enjoyed it too!
Ta-ta for now!