It has been ages since we've had a rousing game of Bang, Marry, or Smack, so let's do this shizz!
You know the rules. Of the following celebs, which one would you bang like a screen door in the wind, ma-wwy like Princess Buttercup, or smack like a rude frat boy?
Feel free to choose both boys & girls - we don't judge.
Professional Weight-Gainer Kirstie Alley
Funny Lady/Potty Mouth Sarah Silverman
Actress/GILF Betty White
Musician/reality star/bandana-wearer Bret Michaels
Singer/songwriter/blabbermouth John Mayer
Vanilla Gorilla/TV personality/philanderer Jesse James
Post your answers & join the fun. C'mon, you know you want to....