Friday, May 21, 2010

Franks & Beans

How goes it, cheeky monkeys? I'm a happy camper today. It's Friday, it's a beautiful day, my boss is out of the office for the morning so I can go for maximum slackitude at work, and I've got a hot date with Mala and Frankenberry tonight in Beantown.

Mala and I were sorely tempted to fuck with Frank just a wee bit, but we restrained ourselves. Some ideas we had:

* Show up in head-to-toe gray, saggy sweatsuits, unwashed hair, and a brandishing tins of Skoal. Act shocked when he says he doesn't want any.

* Insist that he bring us each a corsage.

* Suggest Burger King for dinner. Wear paper crowns.

* Call each other by the wrong names all night. Tell him he's been wrong all this time - I'm Mala, she's Bev. Jeez!

* Arrive already trashed, slurring, and swearing like truckers.

Naah, we won't do that! We're demure young ladies, after all. The very picture of grace and elegance - that's us!


Speaking of pictures... yes, I'll be taking some. We'll have show & tell next week, so don't you worry.

Hope you all have a fabulous weekend. We will raise our cocktails to all of our bloggy buddies this evening! Cheers!



Stacie's Madness said...


BigSis said...

A cheeky monkey is much better than monkey cheeks :)

Have a great weekend!

Rich Girl Red said...

Y'all are going to have so much fun! Have a drink for me and we will all anxiously await full disclosure! Every cyber-meet I've ever had was absolutely fabulous--good times.

onebadmamajama said...

I'm totally stoked for you guys! Should we start a fund just in case you guys need bail money?

J/K! Tell Frankenberry we miss him around in cyberspace since he's off actually having a life LOL

Heidi Renée said...

Fun times ahead!

Samsmama said...

LOVE the Ab/Fab picture!

I am just giddy for you guys, and so far beyond jealous it's not even funny. Have a wonderful time! Enjoy Burger King.

My WV is "fookers." So close...

And then I typed it wrong. Fook my life.

Cary said...

Fantastic! You guys have fun.

Frank, don't do anything I wouldn't do.


Kate said...

I look forward to seeing pictures. With nudity.

KT and Lady said...

OK, I'm hooked.

Senorita said...

Enjoy your weekend !


Your cheeky monkey. (Please don't spank me.)

Frank Irwin said...

I'm gonna hurt, tomorrow.

But it was worth it. :-D

Mala said...

I didn't realize we had decided against "Arrive already trashed, slurring, and swearing like truckers."
My bad.

And how embarrassing that we motorboated 5 guys before we found the real Frank. *blush*

MtnMama said...

Mala... tsk, tsk. I knew you were a tramp.
Bev: Poor Frank, trying to keep up with the two of you! He was a perfect gentleman when I met him last August. Of course, he brought a friend and I brought my daughter... Heaven knows what the evening would have been like had it started with dandelions, like yours did... <3

Frank Irwin said...


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Y'all are going to have so much fun! Have a drink for me and we will all anxiously await full disclosure!!