Friday, May 14, 2010

OOBH Stew: Now With More Moobs!

Happy Friday! I'm soooooo glad that it's finally Friday. I just have a few more hours at my crap job and then I'll be freeeeeeeeee. I've got some fun plans this weekend, but all I really want to do is sleep. Sadly, I don't see that happening, but a girl can dream, right?

On to the stew! Let's do this thang.

Ingredient 1: MOOBS that will give you nightmares.

I found this little gem last night and was laughing so hard that Jim had to come over and see what I was watching. Well, he might have just heard the throbbing porno techno music and thought I was watching something racy, but whatever. We laughed and marvelled over this dude's... well, everything. See for yourself:


Via Buzzfeed.


So... many... things.... This guy is just WAY too lumpy! And what's with the bizarre little notes on the right side of the screen? The worst part is that this dude actually thinks he's hot. BLECH!

Oh, and did anyone else think of Hans & Franz? He's here to pump... YOU UP!


Ingredient 2: A vanity plate that lets the world know that you are one classy motherhumper.

Mjenks, you're from "North-By-God-Carolina, is this your license plate?




Ingredient 3: This just made me laugh, plain & simple:



Ingredient 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8... POP QUIZ: What do Lily Allen, Mark Wahlberg, Carrie Underwood, Krusty the Clown, and 1% of the human population have in common?
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Give up?
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All have admitted publicly to having a third nipple. Aren't you glad you know that?


Finally, speaking of 1%, this is the image I found when I googled 1%:




That was some damn good stew, if I do say so myself! And I do. :)

Have a great weekend, all!

14 comments:

BigSis said...

I guarantee you that if I had a third nipple, I wouldn't admit it!

Have a great weekend!

Mala said...

That dude has some wicked moves.
Seriously, are those implants? They have to be implants. Tell me they're implants. Uck!


Have a good weekend... and get some sleep.

Stacie's Madness said...

tmi...my son has a third nipple, so does my sister...

freaks. ;)

Bev said...

BigSis - I dunno, I think I'd be flaunting it... it's just more boobage to love, right?

Mala - I hope to dog that they are implants! EEEK! What I love is that his forearms look TINY compared to his biceps.

Stacie - Freaks!! Love it. Welcome to the 1%.

Heidi Renée said...

Um, is he a hunchback? NTTAWWT.

Mark Wahlberg and his bonus nip are A-OK with me.

Frank Irwin said...

I think that his shoulders and neck are also implants.

Mala said...

On a side note: that's exactly how I picture Frank under his shirt. I guess we'll find out in a week.

Frank Irwin said...

I'll have to wear a shirt?

Senorita said...

OMG, that mooby guy is a total pantywaste. Women are supposed to have the boobs, not the men, we can't be competing with the guys !

But thanks for posting his vid. That techno porno song rules, I've been looking for it for a while now and thanks to you and your stew, I added to my collection !

Bev said...

Heidi - I had the same thought! He is rather hunched... which just adds to his whole ick-factor.

Frank - Yes! He's so oddly lumpy!

Mala & Frank - Sadly, shirts are required in Boston dining establishments, but I think we can get around that with some sort of mesh tank top, yes? Frank, get on that.

(that's what she said!)

Senorita - HA! So glad you liked the sick beat.

MtnMama said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! WTF? Eeeew, his shoulders, and ugh, his arms, and OMG what did he DO to himself that is just so GROSS.

Great stew, Bev! The extra nip, esp compared to everything else, wouldn't bother me.

dogimo said...

Why would a guy even GET implants! I mean, sure, if he's in the middle of planning that delicate transition. I can see that. But clearly this guy's trying to position himself squarely in the macho column.

He's doing it wrong.

tracey said...

His moobs inflate like a bullfrog's throat when it croaks. I'd rather watch the frog. Less slimy.

Cary said...

Scaramanga also has a third nipple.