Friday, July 23, 2010

OOBH Stew: 'the case of the missing belly button' Edition

Greetings, my lovelies! We made it to another Friday! Yay, us! Hope you've all got fun weekends lined up. Let's line your stomachs with some filling, enriched-with-grooviness stew, shall we?

Remember MySpace?

Holy Taco wrote a great post about the wasteland that is MySpace.



My favorite part:
"But now that most of your friends have probably moved on to other social networking sites, your friends list will probably feel like the town you grew up in…after a zombie apocalypse has killed everybody you knew and loved. Navigating from page to page feels like wandering from one empty, dusty, dilapidated house to another, while occasionally catching glimpses of comments and blog posts that-- like a wrist watch after an EMP blast – give the entire page this weird frozen-in-time sensation, making it all feel a little eerie."

I have to agree. I went back there a few months ago after not visiting my MySpace page in several years. This description is dead-on accurate! After spending about two minutes on the site I respectfully requested that Tom cancel my account. It's okay though; we agreed that we'd still be friends. Just friends who never see or speak to each other, ever. It's all good.

In my world, good neighbors leave me the hell alone.


This State Farm commercial makes me giggle:




J-WTF?

This is Jenni "J-Woww" Farley from that crap show (that I don't watch but still know way more than I should know about it because the media keeps cramming it down my throat), The Jersey Shore. She's posing for Maxim and... well, the photoshoppers over at Maxim must have had a field day with this one.



First of all, where's her belly button? Secondly, is she wetting herself? Third, why is she gnawing on her knuckle? So many questions.

It's just a shame they couldn't do a thing about her butterface. You can see all of the pics over at Celebitchy.

Whoopie was drunk and/or high on The Spew View this week.



I like Whoopie. She seems like fun.

Of course, I'd have to be drunk to even WATCH that crap, so who can blame her?

Ya' know what's absolutely fabulous? Kicking breast cancer's sorry ASS.



I just want to send out a big HURRAH and a "Cheers, darling" to Jennifer Saunders (above, left), who has been given the all-clear after having surgery, chemo, and radiation for breast cancer. I have always been a big fan of her comedy, and I wish her a speedy recovery and ZERO recurrences!

Also, as a reminder - The Bev loves boobs. Girls, feel yourself up for me this weekend, won't you? Early detection is half the battle!

On that note, I'll bid you all farewell. Enjoy your weekends!
*kiss, kiss*

16 comments:

MJenks said...

And Girls, if you don't want to take the time to do it yourself, I humbly offer my services. Pro boner er, uh, pro bono.

Yes, yes, that's it.

But not Pro Bono, cause he's kind of a codpiece.

Frank Irwin said...

I was shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, when I heard that Whoopie was going to join The View. It just doesn't seem like her type of crowd.

Mala said...

I'd go check out MySpace if I could friggin' remember my password. I tried. I can not. Maybe Tom will just cancel my account when he notices the place is lookin' worse than the Bates Motel.

I'm thinking about getting my belly button removed. Seriously, I haven't used it since I was a fetus.


An you know I LOVE me some AbFab... us, in 20 years????
(or now...)

Like a good neighbor State Farm is....Ralph Fiennes naked in my bed!

....NOTHING! FUCK YOU STATE FARM!

Bev said...

Jenks - I knew I could count on you to pitch in! Whatta guy!

Frank - Yes, I was surprised too. But after Rosie O'Donnell, Whoopie was a breath of fresh boozy air!

Mala - Ha ha, keep trying!! And I totally agree that we are Patsy & Edina in 20 years... minus the cancer, thankyouverymuch.

Belly buttons are overrated. All mine does is collect lint.

Heather said...

jenks always has a boner.

I feel my boobies everyday. Early detection and such...

Stacie's Madness said...

serious photoshop action!
yay for kickin cancer's ass!

TS Hendrik said...

I will never get rid of my myspace. When I have a lazy week on my blog I just repost old junk that no one read years back. It's a stockpile of stupidity.

MJenks said...

I don't always have a boner! I deflate after masturbating!

Speaking off...it's about time for my 2:45 jerk!

Bev said...

Heather - good for you! I'm feeling mine right now.

Stacie - yay!

TS - My MySpace blog consisted of nothing but those surveys people send you to fill out. "What's your favorite smell?" type stuff. Thrilling!

Jenks - I'd say "TMI" but that would just encourage you. ;)

Hope everything came out ok.

calicobebop said...

Huge fan of Ab Fab for over a decade. And damn, does that make me feel old.

Brooklyn ML said...

I totally felt my boobies this morning! Next month, I'll think of you while I do it. And drink a glass of champers. Cheers dahling!!!

MtnMama said...

I used to be part of a duo we referred to as Sybil & Marianne, and if you get that referrence, points for you. It was only NOT AbFab because our accents weren't that good. With all the love in my heart I must break it to you and Mala... not in 20 years, darlings. You're too close now. (Sans the smoking, I think) But I'll pretend if you want me to. *mwah*

Senorita said...

Oh wow, where to start with this ???

I deleted my Myspace profile over two years ago, and I have not joined Facebook.

When I saw my friend go and visit his profile, it was an eerie experience, like walking through a ghost town. Holy Taco speaks the truth !

J-Wow is such a skank whore. I don't even know where to start with her, and I don't know why I even watch Jersey Shore.

If I am not mistaken, her opening line is "After I have sex with guys, I like to rip their heads off"

Who says that ?????

Elliott said...

If I could easily move all of my blog posts from the MySpace over to Blogger, I would leave in a heartbeat. Secretly, though, I think that's just what all my 'friends' are waiting for, so they can go back and have fun without me.

Cary McNeal said...

MySpace always reminded me of a trailer park. Lots of flashing shit and fireworks and people with more punctuation marks than letters in their names.

Bev said...

Calico - Yes, I've loved that show since I was a... GULP... teenager!

Brooklyn - Yay! I think champagne during a self-grope session is a must. Great idea!!

MtnMama - Yes, definitely sans the smoking and sans the cocaine. Everything else, though... is kind of dead-on. Mala is the glam, put-together, aloof one (Patsy) and I'm the hot mess in mismatched designer clothes (Edina).

Senorita - I don't know a thing about J-Woww except that she looks like a skank and should really have a belly button like a normal human being!

Elliott - Awww, that's sad. Somehow, though, I doubt it's true.

Cary - That is a great visual! So accurate.