This is why I love having a decent camera on my cell phone. I find myself taking pics of the weirdest stuff.... It has been a while since I've gone through the many, many photos that I've taken with my handy-dandy cell phone, so today's the day!
Behold! Snapshots from my weird little life:
|Back off, ladies! I saw him first.|
|Gettin' my beauty on.|
|What? We just like woodland creatures! Pervs.|
|Pedicure. Vibrating chair. Snail dildo. Just your average Wednesday.|
|Want some candy? It's been in my ass.|
|I give it a 6.|
|Such a pretty princess!|
|What I bought at the store last night. Clearly, I'm a total health nut.|
|Mala learns a valuable lesson: never pull a pirate's finger.|
|Jim & Joe audition for "Seabisquit: The Final Chapter."|
|Give me "crazy eyes!" perfect!|
|Ain't nothin' but a hound dog.|
|Good to the last drop.|
Hope you liked 'em. TTFN!