This has been a rather busy week. Even though there have been tons of Stew-worthy things I haven't had much time to hunt and gather, so today I'm just going to give you a little stream of consciousness blabbing. It's not really OOBH Stew, it's more like OOBH hors d'oeuvres. ;)
Of all the embarrassing ways to die....
Say you're a successful doctor in California who has an on-again, off-again relationship with a guy. You're currently off-again, but you want to talk. You go over to his house but he refuses to let you in. You try to break in but can't, so what do you do?
If you're Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, you set down your purse and cell phone in the backyard, climb a ladder to the roof and try to slide down the chimney like a sort of Fatal Attraction-style Santa Claus. Yes, seriously.
What in the world? Sure, we've all done some crazy things for love, I'm sure, but that takes the cake. Think about that the next time you're seeking advice from your doctor, won't you? I know I will.
Not to be outdone by Lindsay, Paris Hilton might be heading back to the slammer.
Being a celebrity, Paris asked to hide from the Paps in the Wynn Hotel (which has since banned her ass from entering their establishment, btw). She then asked the cop to hand her her purse so that she could put on some lip balm, and when she opened the purse a bag of coke fell out at his feet.
|"It's not miiiiine, baby!"|
I've never liked Paris or thought she was pretty. In fact, I've always thought she looks like an insect of sorts, like a Praying Mantis or something. I checked Google for a Paris Mantis shot but found nothing, but I did find this cool, creepy picture of a real Praying Mantis at night:
Which of course, made me think of those Isabella Rossalini green pornos:
So there's that.
9021-oh shit! I missed it!
Yesterday was 9-02-10 and I just didn't have time to blog about it. Sads, I know. :( I was never a huge fan of the show, I'll be honest, but I did watch it now and then and liked it a lot during my early teen years.
To me the funniest part of the show, other than the glaring lack of parental supervision and the fact that a dimwit who looked like Donna Martin was popular, was their hair. Everything from big bangs (Andrea), flat tops (David), giant sideburns (Brendan, Dylan) to greasy curly mullets (Steve) were represented! It was a hodgepodge of bad 'dos, and it was fabulous.
So there you have it. Straight out of my head into yours, as advertised. I hope you all have a fun and safe Labor Day weekend!