Anyhooters, despite my lingering cold I managed to throw together some yummy OOBH Stew today. Don't worry, I wore rubber gloves and a hairnet to keep my germs contained. Dig in!
So there is such a thing as "too big."
According to Oddee.com and Guinness World Records, this woman has the largest natural breasts in the world. Ouch!
In 1999, the Guinness World Records declared Norma as having the Biggest Natural Breasts in the world and also the owner of the largest bra. Her measurements at the time were 70-48-52". Her bra size was 48V. Each tit weighed 28 pounds and she weighed 270. Since then her tits have grown up to 72ZZZ and she tops the scale at 345 pounds.YIKES! Almost 60 lbs of boobage? That is just plain crazy-talk.
We've been HAD.
Well, we would have been had if we gave a crap, I guess.
|It's been confirmed that Dave was NOT in on the joke.|
Sadly, according to the reviews I've read, knowing it's fake won't make this movie any better, though maybe the knowledge will ease the nausea caused by seeing Joaquin (allegedly) get shat upon.
But probably not. ::shudder::
What? You mean Kate Gosselin doesn't really look impossibly good? Get out!
|Courtesy of WWTDD|
People magazine Photoshopped the bejezus out of that one, eh? Sure, Kate looks like she works hard to keep her figure trim and I've seen legitimate pics of her on the beach where she is rocking a 6-pack, but the People cover is yet another example of how the media takes someone who already looks fine by normal societal standards and turns them into completely smoothed-out androids with zero percent body fat and not a blemish in sight. It's bullshit, and I'm sick of seeing it. I actually want to see the beautiful people's warts! This is why I adore the bottom-feeding paparazzi for keepin' it real.
Btw, it's a well-documented fact that Kate had a tummy tuck and lipo to put her abused bod back together after having a litter of kids, but she denies having had a boob job. Uh huh. Suuuuuuuure, Kate.
A funny Facebook pic.
This one's been making the rounds on FB this week and it made me giggle:
Finally, a bit of randomness that is both completely bizarre and guaranteed to get stuck in your head:
"Ooh, that's dirty!"
"Do ya think so?"
Ha ha! I likey.
Hope you enjoyed it, my dears. Catch you on the flip side!