Anyway, today's topic is unsexy things that have been said to you while in the throes of passion. As always, I'll go first, and then I'd love to hear about some of yours in the comment section!
It was during this lazy, breezy talk that he slipped up and dropped a game changer:
HE CALLED ME "LISA."
I don't know if you've noticed, but that's not my name. "Who the fuck is Lisa?" I demanded. He stuttered and stammered and insisted that she was just a friend. I fled the room and cried in the bathroom. We eventually made up and finished out the weekend, but it nagged at me. Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag. Who is Lisa? Why was he thinking of her while we were naked? WTF?
We made it though the rest of the school year and then he broke up with me the second we got home for summer break after admitting that he had plans to go see Lisa that summer. Yadda yadda yadda, now they're married with a couple of kids. It's no biggie - we've both moved on and are even FB friends, and every now and then he pops by the OOBH. Wouldn't surprise me if he was reading this right now.
No hard feelings. It was a teaching moment for La Bev, and trust me when I tell you that I am SO GLAD that I didn't have a steady boyfriend for the next couple of years because I would have missed out on a lot of good times and new... experiences. *WINK* So yes, the worst of my "Not-So-Sweet Nothings" said in bed is simply, "Lisa."
The second still makes me laugh when I think of it. Quite simply, once upon a time I was showering with a new boyfriend. He was washing my back and derriere and I was starting to get a little turned on when he suddenly blurted out, "Have you had this mole checked out?"
|No, not that kind of mole.|
So, there you have it, now it's your turn! I'm turning the mic over to you and asking:
What's the most unsexy thing someone has ever said to you before/during/after sexy times?
*By "killed" I mean "spanked."