Monday, October 25, 2010
Misc. Monday Stuff
In reality, we all know that my presence in the office indicates nothing more than my desire to be paid so that I can buy myself that solid gold toilet I've always dreamed about.
My weekend was good, but nothing too outrageous. On Friday night I went to dinner & a movie with Mala and we laughed our asses off for about five hours straight. It was pretty awesome, even if we can't remember (or repeat) exactly what was so funny. I'm sure it had something to do with the wine that was a'flowin' during dinner, but we were both also bringing our "A Games" with the witty repartee.
I might have made a joke about how M will be rescuing orphans and I'll be *mumble mumble* blowing homeless guys *mumble*, but that was just a joke, I swear! Whatevs; it made Mala laugh so hard that she wished she'd brought along a change of underwear, so it was all in a day's work for La Bev. *polishing fingernails on shirt*
Let's face it, if I shunned all technology that was created by bitter, entitled, mean-spirited, self-centered assholes I wouldn't be able to use any of it, now would I?
Other than that evening, the weekend was intentionally lame-o. D had a friend over on Saturday so my focus was just making sure the boy left with the same number of digits he arrived with, and I spent Sunday cleaning out my walk-in closet and unearthing all sorts of crazy crap that I forgot I had. Yes, I know, I lead a fascinating life!
So that's that. What did you guys do? Share with the group, please. :)