Monday, December 6, 2010

Auto-Correct = Auto-Fail!

Thanks to my dear friend Maeghan, I wasted far too much time reading Damn You, Auto-Correct! yesterday.  I don't have an iPhone or any kind of phone that corrects/second-guesses me, but I still find these auto-corrections hilarious!

I had a boyfriend like that once.

Au contraire -Vegas is an excellent time to get dick.

My kid's favorite snack.

I just hope it's not leather.

Tastes like chicken - does that count?

I hear they're very lean.

If I had a nickel....

WORD.

Damn, I love Pizza Sluts!

Digiridoo.  Heh.

TMI!

Because I'm wearing them.  And I just did.

Zing!

Many more here.

Happy Monday, my BOOBHs! Hope you had a lovely weekend. :)

20 comments:

Elliott said...

That's the problem with amateurs cooking children. They're not lobsters, if you plunge them into boiling water they're GOING to thrash about and burn you.

Roasting is really the only way to go.

Elliott said...

And my word verf on that one was "failetr". Perfect personalized plates for half the people above.

Rich Girl Red said...

Oh Lord, those are HILARIOUS! I have an iPhone and I can't repeat some of the things it's corrected on me. I think it has finally learned when I type "Shit" I mean shit, not "shot." Smart phone. Snort.

Bev said...

Elliott - HA! And also, gag. :)

RGR - Nice! Yeah, my phone would have to learn pretty darn quickly that when Mama wants to curse, she's gonna curse!

BigSis said...

HYSTERICAL! I see a lot of lost work time in my near future!

Mala said...

My cell does that. anytime I write "nite" it changes it to kite. So have a great kite.

Frank Irwin said...

It's odd that the auto-correct is changing them to give them nasty meanings, when I would think that it would be the other way around. But then, that wouldn't be funny, I guess.

MJenks said...

How the fuck does it substitute digitoxin for digiridoo?

And why did it correct "chicken" into "children", but allowed him to misspell "meant"?

Anonymous said...

I just got lost in that website last week! The Iphone really does do that, with stupid, strange stuff. Some things it lets go, and some things it comes out with stuff just like that page.
Like a bad marriage, everybody should have to deal with at least one of these things in their life...
Dave

Samsmama said...

Um, "anonymous Dave" sure as shit better not be my husband, being as this is his first marriage.

CaliforniaMG said...

The first time I perused the site, I was eating oatmeal. My computer screen hasn't worked right since.

Anonymous said...

Haha - no, I'm not anybody's husband anymore, but I am in a serious relationship that doesn't require another marriage for either of us.
I really hope that most people that do get married have a good marriage, it just didn't happen that way for me. Damn sure didn't mean to get your husband in any trouble!
I guess I'll have to end up making a profile, although I don't post very often here or @ LotD (but I like them both). Anyone know which choice is for a "blogspot" account, so I can use it on both?
-Dave

Bev said...

Dave, blogger/blogspot are owned by Google, so if you have a gmail account you can use that to comment! Or just sign up with blogger (for free) and create a profile.

Thanks for commenting!! :)

David said...

Sweeet - thanks, Bev! I have a Gurlgle account already, so that's cool
Just saw the header and it freaked me out a bit there, HAL - guess I can skip that other cup of coffee now...
Good stuff, Maynard, good stuff...

Samsmama said...

Hi Dave! Welcome to the BOOBH Crew! And I was totally kidding, by the way. My husband isn't allowed on the computer without my supervision, so I knew it wasn't him.

Molly's Mom said...

HA! I love these! Sharted, Whore Foods, and cards and fellatio are my favorites.
Have definitely had my own run-ins with auto correct, although nothing pornographic ;)

Molly's Mom said...

Elliott's comment reminded me of the Bugs Bunny cartoon with Witch Hazel/Hansel/Gretel - "Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Roasting children!"

Elliott said...

Und I am cHaaahnsel!

Heidi Renée said...

I just sharted.

Mike said...

LMAO too funny.