Monday, January 10, 2011

I *heart* the Girls of eBay!

HOLLA, BEYOTCHES!

My tens of readers have been so patient and understanding of my blogging slackerdom that I felt I owed you a fun and special post.  Trouble is, there just wasn't anything interesting going on!  Then I stumbled across this blog, and I knew I had to share it.  After all, the Girls of eBay are right up my alley--their blog is full of DIY models who hock their wares on eBay using only their God-given (or not) assets, a camera, and their cunning.

Brava, girls of eBay!  BRAVA.

My sister wore this outfit in 1978, but she rocked it.
Excuse me, are you Heidi Klum?  No?  Oh, sorry.  My mistake.  You must get that all the time.

Yeah... that's flattering.  The purple shoes pull the whole look together.

How much you bench?

Facial polka dots: the ultimate accessory.

A FeMullet AND fishing penguins?  My cup runneth over!

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Hurry up and take the picture, I gotta pee!

Nice vest, brah.  Does it come in Men's?

Cheer up, Maggie Gyllenhaal.

I'm thinking of a word that rhymes with "bransexual."

Ten kinds of WTF in one "flattering" outfit.

Didn't Luke Skywalker slay this thing on the Hoth Planet?
 
Just like Spanx -- the flab has to go SOMEWHERE, people!

Men want her, women want to BE her.

Don't act like you're too cool for this sweater.  We know better.

Why so glum, Morticia?
Scoliosis is SO last season.
Mrs. Robinson, if you're trying to seduce me... put on a bra.
What.  The.  FUCK?
 Tons more fashion monstrosities and the lovely ladies who don them here.

Have a happy day!

10 comments:

MJenks said...

That first chick, with the glasses...she does have some big tits...

Do you have Mrs. Robinson's phone number? It's just...my wife's been sick...and I was out of the state for a while...and with the holidays...oh, Jesus, just give me the damned cougar's number already!

Frank Irwin said...

I think that "brah" comes in men's....

Bev said...

Jenks, leave it to you to find something fuckable in the most dire of vessels. I admire that about you. That, and your giant... brain.

Frank, if you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter!

Heidi Renée said...

So these ladies must all be from Eastern Europe, right? That's the only way to explain the hair, teeth, and fashion sense.

(No offense to anyone who is actually from Eastern Europe.)

Cary said...

Fantastic. The Hoth one had me chortling.

Kate said...

Well done Bev, well done.

Anonymous said...

I think I once wore Maggie's dress to a dance in 1988.

Oh yeah...and I totally rocked that too.

Deb

Senorita said...

ROTFLMFAO !!!!

What the fucking FUCK ?????

You Rock, La Bev !

ISRAEL CARRASCO said...

Who are these people?

Bev said...

Heidi R - Yes, that would explain it. I can almost see the hairy legs from here. ;)

Cary - Thanks!

Kate - Thank yeeeew.

Deb - I remember that one! Long live Gunne Sax.

Senorita - Aw, thanks, girl!

Israel - I thought you knew.