My tens of readers have been so patient and understanding of my blogging slackerdom that I felt I owed you a fun and special post. Trouble is, there just wasn't anything interesting going on! Then I stumbled across this blog, and I knew I had to share it. After all, the Girls of eBay are right up my alley--their blog is full of DIY models who hock their wares on eBay using only their God-given (or not) assets, a camera, and their cunning.
Brava, girls of eBay! BRAVA.
|My sister wore this outfit in 1978, but she rocked it.|
|Excuse me, are you Heidi Klum? No? Oh, sorry. My mistake. You must get that all the time.|
|Yeah... that's flattering. The purple shoes pull the whole look together.|
|How much you bench?|
|Facial polka dots: the ultimate accessory.|
|A FeMullet AND fishing penguins? My cup runneth over!|
|Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.|
|Hurry up and take the picture, I gotta pee!|
|Nice vest, brah. Does it come in Men's?|
|Cheer up, Maggie Gyllenhaal.|
|I'm thinking of a word that rhymes with "bransexual."|
|Ten kinds of WTF in one "flattering" outfit.|
|Didn't Luke Skywalker slay this thing on the Hoth Planet?|
|Just like Spanx -- the flab has to go SOMEWHERE, people!|
|Men want her, women want to BE her.|
|Don't act like you're too cool for this sweater. We know better.|
|Why so glum, Morticia?|
|Scoliosis is SO last season.|
|Mrs. Robinson, if you're trying to seduce me... put on a bra.|
|What. The. FUCK?|
Have a happy day!