Friday, January 28, 2011

Totally Do-Able Older Actors

I'll admit it, there are some men in Hollywood who are aging so well that I'd get my DILF on.  Heck, in some cases, I'd get my GILF on, even!  Since it's Friday and I'm in an outstanding mood (no, that's not sarcasm.  Really!) I thought it might be fun to check out the ripest fruit on the vine. I truly believe that age is just a number, and some of the coolest people I know are over 50!  Most (but not all) of these actors are old enough to be my father, but we're not related... so that makes them fair game.

Daddy issues?  Moi?  I don't know what you're talking about.  Shut up.

Here goes--actors I'd totally shag even though some of them are--how do I say this delicately?  A bit long in the tooth.

Jeff Bridges, age 61
The dude abides

Harrison Ford, age 68
I can even forgive him for both the earring and Calista Flockhart.  The man was Han Solo AND Indiana Jones!
 Clint Eastwood, age 80 (!)
Okay, so I probably wouldn't do him because of the old-man smell, but the man's a legend... and I have a thing for cowboys.
 George Clooney, age 50
George is still young and still smokin' hot after all these years!  Plus funny, smart, and a humanitarian.  *swoon*
Denzel Washington, age 56
This man does not age!
Jerry Stiller, age 83
Since I always aim to be fair, I'll throw in a few hot older dames too.

Susan Sarandon, age 64
 Meryl Streep, age 61
Love her.

Michelle Pfeiffer, age 52
She's still got it.

Sigourney Weaver, age 61
This is how a natural beauty ages.
 Helen Mirren, age 65
She looks better in a bikini than I do. Bitch.
So there's my list.  Who's on yours?


Jo said...

"Old man smell" lol, Bevy, you are hilarious!!!

rosi said...

Love Eastwood and Clooney. Paul Newman was one of my favorites. No longer with us, sadly.

Sean Connery, Liam Neeson are two of my faves. Liam is so very tall...

Leah said...

I think your list is outstanding. Just missing one big one - Tom Selleck. Ooh la la!

Oh - and Jodie Foster for the ladies. :-)

MJenks said...

None of those ladies have ever done anything for me...with the notable exception of Helen Mirren. Rowr.

Bev said...

Thanks, Jo-Jo!

Rosi - GREAT additions. I love Sean Connery. That accent....

Leah - ooh la la! How did I miss Tom?! He still looks fantastic and not plastic. Love it!

Jodie Foster hasn't aged either, you're right!

Jenksy - You do love that old cougar, don't you? Can't blame you - she's fab!

Melissa said...

LIAM. NEESON. I would f*&king devour that man.

Gabriel Byrne, possibly still...

And Robert De Niro, if he looked exactly like he did in Heat. Yum.

Jodie is still gorgeous to me. I had a HUUUUGE crush on her when I was in my early 20s.

Which reminds me of another one: Anthony Hopkins. He's one of those that always made me wish I was born a little earlier. Side note of fondness: his date of sobriety m/d/y is my actual date of birth. Hee. ;)

Senorita said...

No spank you. I say no to all of these dudes. But I would make out with Liam Neeson.

Bev said...

Melissa, I'm totally with you on Gabriel Burn! Plus... the accent! Mmmm.

I don't think I could do Sir Anthony because as soon as I hear his voice I think of Hannibal Lector. Not hot!

Senorita - You made me giggle with "no spank you." :D And I'd also make out with Liam.

Bev said...

Totally spelled Gabriel Byrne's last name wrong. Ugh.

Elliott said...

Bo Derek. Valerie Bertinelli. That chick who was in Thomas Crowne Affair and Tin Cup whose name I'm too lazy to look up. Tatum O'Neal and Phoebe Cates are coming up on 50 soon. (My post about them has overtaken my Bo Derek post as most popular of all time.)

onebadmamajama said...

Pierce Brosnan, 58; Sam Elliot (another cowboy!) and I heartily second Tom Selleck:)

Samsmama said...

Elliott, Rene Russo. I *had* to go google it, it was driving me nuts.

Jerry Stiller, HAH!!!

Melissa, Heat is one of my absolute favortie movies! Such a guilty pleasure. My heart broke when Sizemore showed up on Celeb Rehab.

Vegetarian Cannibal said...

None of the dudes on your list do it for me except for George Clooney. And I wouldn't fuck him anyways. Too pretentious. I wouldn't mind Sigourney Weaver. Hell yeah! The woman is a stone cold fox!

Vegetarian Cannibal said...

@ Senorita Oooooo Liam Neeson. Yeah, I'd take him too. I would also take Mike Rowe from Discovery Channel's "Dirty Jobs." :D

Kari said...

Helen Mirren...I'd tap that ass.

Wynn said...

Sean Connery and Harrison Ford, seriously. So hott. Hawt. And all other synonyms you may want to use. Mmmmm.

Heidi Renée said...

There are a lot of grade A jugs in the female category. I hope mine still look that good 50+.

Mala said...

Oh my dear sweet Bev, finally, FINALLY! You've come over to the DILF-side.
Do you think George Clooney is airbrushed IRL. I think he may be.


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