We all have to get older, and it sure beats the alternative! But we don't have to LOOK old, now do we?
Which brings us to my point (yes, I do have one... for a change), and that is those celebrities who walk among us yet don't seem to be aging at the same rate as the rest of us mere mortals. Sure, many (most?) of them rely heavily upon Dr. Cutsalot and his magical scalpel, not to mention all of those scary plastic injectables and whatnot... but there seem to be a few famous folks who have somehow managed to slow the hands of time so much that they look pretty much the same as they did a decade ago.
Is it witchcraft? Deals with the devil? Some sort of Picture of Dorian Gray dealio? You decide.
|This woman is 57 years old. FML.|
|Baby face, much?|
|Yes, we hate Gwyneth, but bitch is NOT aging.|
|I hope she's "must look away" scary in her next life. Seems only fair.|
|Maybe starting to look a trifle plastic? Still... wow.|
|I don't care if he technically "can't act," he has always made me feel funny in my pants|
|Maybe it's the CrAzY that keeps the wrinkles away?|
|This redhead credits staying out of the sun for helping to keep her skin smooth.|
|24 years old. Twenty-four. Years. OLD.|
|See also Damage, Sun|
|Jessica, STOP with the facelifts! Your eyebrows are almost into your hair!|
|This is NOT the Joan Wilder I knew and loved!|
|More like Madame|
|...and your little dog, too!|
|Middle Age: it's comin' for us all.|