Sooo, if you're one of those
|See u Saturday! lol|
Go nuts! Get the caffeinated coffee. Eat a Big Mac. Have a beer.
We'll be sad to see you go, but those of us who are left behind will somehow muddle through. It will be tough going, what with all of the earthquakes and zombie attacks and all, but somehow I think this rag-tag group of sinners will do okay. I'm just psyched that all of my friends and most of my family will still be here! It'll be like Old Home Day up in here!
I'm feeling pretty well-prepared, having done a big grocery shop and stocked up on water, iodine tablets, and non-perishable food items yesterday. But truth be told, I plan to get the majority of my supplies during the Post-Rapture looting. First stop: pharmacy.
Second stop: liquor store.
|Catch you later, fellas.|
At any rate, I'm pretty okay with the world ending tomorrow. I mean, I'd be bummed, yeah, but it would be kind of a relief in some ways. No more stress, worry, or credit card bills. No more forcing myself to exercise even though I hate it. No more Kardashians on TV.
I could get used to it. I'd adjust.
Haha, I'm kidding! I'm not really a crazy nut who believes in that crap, sillies! On Sunday morning, we'll all still be here, and I'd love to be a fly on the wall of one of the churches whose congregation believed it all.
|That'll teach you to believe in something, believers!|
Oh, settle down, I'm kidding. Mostly.
At any rate, tonight I'll be spending the last night of "normal" existence on a chick date. We're going to eat our body weights in delicious carbohydrates and then go see Bridesmaids, and I can't think of a better way to say sayonara to the world as we know it.
Just in case, I wish you all the best in the Afterlife or whatever. If you end up staying here, as I'm sure you will because if you read my blog then you're undeniably
Peace, love, and antibiotics!
*Yes way. Always.