That's right, folks. It started snowing on Saturday afternoon and didn't stop until the wee hours of Sunday morning, which was long enough to dump an astounding TWO FEET of heavy, wet snow on
Saturday night was our annual Halloween bash and Mala and I had perfected our costumes and were prepared to see a lot of blank expressions from people who are A) born after 1985 and B) not a fan of the BBC. Here's what we were going to be:
Nah, we were really going to dress up as Patsy and Edina from the hilarious British sitcom Absolutely Fabulous:
We used fake cigarettes, never fear. Not that it mattered because we had no sooner wriggled into our wigs and stuffed stryrofoam into Mala's beehive when the babysitter called to cancel because she couldn't get her car up the hill to Mala's house. With no sitter and the snow piling up to our knees outside, we did the only responsible thing; we put the kids to bed, raided the liquor cabinet, and took pictures of ourselves in costumes.
Shut up, we had fun.
|Getting into character was a snap!|
|Joe and Jim were ready to party on!|
Thankfully Samsmama informed me that it was 4 hours of the Kardass-ians so I didn't feel like I was missing anything after all. You all know I hate dem bimbos.
Speaking of the KKKs, did you all hear that Kim's very fake marriage is ending in a very real divorce after only 72 days? Righteous. Maybe Kim got tired of craning her neck just to kiss her gigantic husband. Or maybe Kris just wasn't into water sports. Who knows? What I really want to know is if this means that they will return all those ridiculously expensive wedding gifts that they registered for? Yeah, I don't think so either.
|More like this, please!|
One last thing before I go -- am I the only one whose blog has become a lightning rod for SPAM? Good lord, it's constant. I'm getting 3 or more spammy comments per day, most of which are in Russian. It's making me miss the Mumbai Escorts! (Not really) But then, mixed in with all the spam, I've been getting some truly lovely (but anonymous) comments like these:
Thankfully some bloggers can still write.
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Isn't that nice? I'll take more of those and less of these, please:
This is a simple case of the nut and the bolt. Where the bolt is male.
Here's one. Why is a ship female. It is acting on the water. So male, right.
And might verpa be more like 'willie' connecting to the morel that the harsher erect dick or cock.
AHEM. We clear, spammers? Great.
Have a very HAPPY HALLOWEEN, everyone!